"Art making is a form of alchemy, in a way, because you are trying…to make gold from nothing. When it works very well is when you manage to turn the ordinary into the extraordinary."
"Whenever I see something that's meant to be funny from an artist, I usually end up not thinking it is. So I don't try to be funny. I think what I try to do is get the point across, and many times, that may have humor in it. Maybe I'm just naturally funny, sort of a Don Rickles of visual art."
- John Feodorov